Ram girl does not do homework
i am ram girl
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Realist oil painter Lee Price paints self-portraits of herself from an overhead vantage point, primarily in bathrooms while eating junk food.
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Faygo Black Cherry Soda Jam
Another one of my favorites. This one got high marks at our local county fair. This is made from Faygo Black Cherry soda (or pop as we call it here). It has a nice rich red color and tastes great. I like it on toast but their’s so much you can do with this. Faygo’s a favorite here in the midwest. This is an 8 ounce jar. Get one for yourself or as a gift for that juggalo or juggalette.
my dad’s been such an asshole lately that i’ve gotten anxiety
so that eating makes me queasy
my dad is making me lose weight
ur an asshole dad
thx dad
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yell clitoris into the locker bay
last nite I had a war with the memory of my grandpas grey pubic hairs dotting the bar of soap in his shower, they sprouted legs and made me watch breaking bad with the Indian repair man. then in the end the hairs killed all of my brain cells and I became mcmurphy post lobotomy
